Men really are disgusting creatures. I should know, I am one.
When left to their own devices, this is the kind of thing they get up to:
The other day, one guy proudly announced to the courtyard that he had spent the day making Top Trumps cards for all the women he had had sex with. He also mentioned the categories were to be: looks, personality, drinking ability.
We all agreed the categories weren't specific enough. Initially someone suggested "flexibility", and then I proposed "volume".
"Eh? " said Brian from Dublin "Volume?"
"Yeah" I replied "As in decibels".
"Oh" he responded "I thought you meant volume as in centilitres...."
"Well both of those are relevant, I suppose" I said