Tuesday, October 31, 2006
The Week: In Pieces.
Have I Got News For You. It’s not a question, it’s an irrefutable statement.
The past week has been rather eventful, and this is the first chance I’ve had to write about it.
It’s been characterised by colonic abuse, verbal abuse, extreme fatigue, caffeine, beer, rapid mental arithmetic, diplomacy, bureaucracy and fond farewells.
So, as Ram-Man from He-Man might say – let me break it down for you. Go and get a cup of tea. Two sugars please.
Lets start at the beginning. You’ve started at the top again, haven’t you? Come on now. Scroll down to the bottom now there’s a good chap.
Read them in order otherwise you’ll be as confused as a blind lesbian at a fish stall.
I stole that joke by the way.