Tuesday, October 31, 2006

The Week: In Pieces.





Have I Got News For You. It’s not a question, it’s an irrefutable statement.

The past week has been rather eventful, and this is the first chance I’ve had to write about it.

It’s been characterised by colonic abuse, verbal abuse, extreme fatigue, caffeine, beer, rapid mental arithmetic, diplomacy, bureaucracy and fond farewells.

So, as Ram-Man from He-Man might say – let me break it down for you. Go and get a cup of tea. Two sugars please.

Lets start at the beginning. You’ve started at the top again, haven’t you? Come on now. Scroll down to the bottom now there’s a good chap.

Read them in order otherwise you’ll be as confused as a blind lesbian at a fish stall.

I stole that joke by the way.

6 comments:

george said...

Blimey, it's all got a bit eventful out your way annit! I don't know if you'll get this, or even if you're back already or whatnot but if you need a lift from the airport (assuming you're coming back to Heathrow) let me know. Would be happy to help if I can!

Phil said...

You are the man George.

You are the man

giacomo said...

I reckon you'll read this when you're at George's pad tonight supping tea from one of Ali's oversized mug and munching on the biccies I'll be bringing round. Won't it be odd to see blighty again? A trip to the supermarket will freak you out!!

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