Sunday, September 24, 2006
I Am The Law
Congrats to me Dad who has just been sworn in as a Magistrate. Sworn in does not involve them saying to him “you better put this f***ing daft wig on, then”
He doesn’t get to wear a wig. Although I might consider it if my current rate of follicular recession continues.
From now on I shall be calling him Judge Dredd and he will be dispensing his own brand of Derbyshire justice at an ABSO-infested court near you.
Good Luck Dad.