By heck, Kristy lives in a nice house.
Spacious, great view of the Pacific Ocean, and a swish balcony.
By my God, is it hilly round here. Like one-step-down-from-sheer-cliff-face steep. All Aussie cars must have handbrakes of iron and the first gear of a Sherman Tank. They are probably the best at doing hill starts as well.
If you let go of someone in a wheelchair they would reach 60mph in a few seconds and wouldn't stop until they were catapulted into the sea.
Consequently, a trip down to the sea front for brekky means a right trek back the house. All on a full stomach of bacon and eggs.
Ouch. Me colon!
This is the view from her sofa....