So it's blisteringly hot. You know, about 21 degrees. And I am about ready to go out, when Grimsby James says:
"You're not going out like that, are you?"
"Er....yes?" I reply "Why?"
"You're wearing jeans. Anyone wearing jeans looks so English. Haven't you got any shorts?"
So I swap my jeans for some shorts. But now there's another problem.
"God. Look at your legs. You need a tan. You look like Tipp-Ex. You look so English"