Australia is full of beautiful people.
At one point I think I might have been the ugliest person in a 2 mile radius. That's bad because my average is usually 1 mile.
The people here look like they've been designed by computer and then grown in a vat. They are perfect. They are untouchable.
Compared to this lot with their tits and teeth and abs and pecs, I'm like The Elephant Man on holiday.